taehyungtoofs

taehyungie's 🧚🏼🦷 toof fairy

How did I become an ARMY? 🥺

Through Taehyung. I just wanted to know his name. 😔A twitter acquaintance sent me Episode 44 of Run BTS.It was love at nerd sight. 💔He seemed so unique and interesting from the moment I laid eyes on him. The spectacles, the red gucci cardigan, the quirky personality.How was I supposed to resist him?

My ARMY baptismal music was ...... the Blood Sweat & Tears opening sequence, one of the first Bangtan tunes I ever heard. I was blessed in the sweet honey waters of wonhae monaemonae. Therefore I feel a primal response to this image.

How long have I been an ARMY?Technically I discovered their existence a month before Tae reeled me in.25th of February 2018, the day of the Olympic Opening Ceremony that they didn't perform at. 😌 Kings snatched me up just by existing. I celebrate 180225 as my ARMY birthday. 🎂My first BTS songs/MVsStigma, Boy Meets Evil, Hold Me Tight, BST, Singularity, Fake Love.My first comebackI'm so sick of this Fake Love, Fake Love ... I'm so sorry but it's Fake Love, Fake Love ...

How do I love he?
Let me count the ways

Now onto Taehyungie, the light of my life.There are so many ways he makes me happy that I couldn't fit into my bio, so I'm putting them all here.__________________________________

🦷 his smile geometry and munchgobblers;his command of calcium and dentin, the gentle and playful expressionism of the dentition, the characterful little overbite combined with the splendid full use of 3 dimensional space

👓 his prescription glasses,especially his black chunky Lemtosh pair; the prettiest myope I've ever had the pleasure to adore;I'm weak for a little lens distortion and will recite his estimated diopters on command 🥵

🦶🏼 his flat feet, his pretty toes and his tendency to yeet footwear in favour of mother nature's ambulation technique

👃🏼 his nose scrunch and eye smilehis happiness is the most beautiful thing in the world to me

🤓 when his teef go ㅠlike a wabbit and they transmutate from munchgobblers to nibblenoms

💪🏽 his heat sleevesself care is so lovely on him; the prince of managing cholinergic urticaria

👂🏼 his bear handleshis ears are so pretty and fullsome, just look at these lovely round sound dishes! they do their job so well 👏🏻

I just want to pick him up like this:

OTHER THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIM🍞 his bread cheeks
and the way they inflate into little peaks from behind 😞👅 his sensitive tastebuds
his dislike of coffee, bitter alcohol ... me too homie, me too ...😗 his noot
I'm a sucker for a pucker😂 his giggles
they sound like magic elf giggles to mine eardrums🕺🏽 his tendency to burst into dance
and the good vibes he gives off as our Happiness Preacher✊🏼👋🏻 happy hands and happy fists
whenever he's celebratory or excited🧠 his unique and magical mind
as the inventor of Borahae; when he tells us That Dream He Had The Other Night; when he invents new solutions to problems🎨 his artistic sensibility
his love of jazz and visual arts💖 his heart
how loving he is; how he scans an audience to absorb their faces; how observant and giving he is to the other members